Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML
Today, after 2 years of paying off the insurance fees after an accident, I got rear-ended. It was the same driver who crashed into me the first time. FML
Today, my friend and I were eating in my car in a McDonald's parking lot, when an angry, drunk man stumbled out of the restaurant and into his car. He then hit the McDonald's wall, turned around and sped straight into my car. I only bought it a week ago. FML
Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, I had two accidents in my car: one when a truck drove into its rear end, the other immediately after when my own rear end released its load onto the seat. FML
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I was at the McDonalds drive-thru getting my morning coffee, when some guy slammed into the back of my car. I'm so happy I was holding the cup between my legs at that very moment, because now I have 2nd degree burns on my lady parts. FML
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chris_42 11
You sure aren't lovin it.
gothiccandy 9
Maybe it's time to stop eating at McDonalds every week.
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Comments (178)
lollypop30001 19
Make sure he has good Insurance.
MEM0817 18
Go to McDonalds a lot?...
NoFlippinWai 24
I work at McDs. There are patrons that by the sound or look of their car, I can tell you their order and total. As much as some diss it, everyone goes there. Everyone.
kurodansei 16
It just means he likes you.
Epikouros 32
Fun fact: the poorest country in Europe, Albania, has the highest number of Mercedes-Benz owners per capita. They last very long, so you can buy a Mercedes from the 70s for $1000. Where I live, it's the favorite car among Turkish immigrants. The downside is that people apparently underestimate the length of your car at the drive-in.
maraka_musso_fml 16
Of course it didn't happen the previous week; this is just déjà vu.
ceenguyenx 6
LOL hopefully he's understanding
upallnight11 19
Did you write down the plate number of the driver?
Welshite 40
#21: You meant fast food restraints. i guess you've never experimented with Krispy Kreme donut handcuffs or coconut puff gags. Live a little.
DAN_THA_GR8 12
Lol the McRearend
AnimeBitch 14
It's time to take a break from fish filet and big macs, huh?