Today, I was putting my 2 year old to bed, and I began to sing to her. She reached up, put her finger over my lips, and said, "Shhh, Mommy." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sang a sweet lullaby to my two year-old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I was watching the movie Frozen with my 8 year old daughter. I had seen it before, so I sung along with some of the songs. My daughter put a finger over my lips, said "Shhhhhhhhut the fuck up," then turned back to the TV, giggling. FML
Today, I had to put my little sister to bed. Usually my mom sings her a lullaby before she puts her to sleep, so I did too. After I finished the song, my sister looked me dead in the eyes and said, "This is why I tell people we aren't related." FML
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
Today, while breast feeding my 7 month-old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML
Today, my fiancée told me she was having a bad day while we were lying in bed. Just as she was about to fall asleep I thought it would be sweet if I sang her a song that her Mom sang to her when she was a child. Instead, I was told to shut the fuck up and that I sucked. FML
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I heard my 2-year-old sister crying, so I left my room to comfort her. She looked at me, held my hand, escorted me back to my room and closed the door. FML
Today, I was holding my baby daughter during a checkup. To reassure her, I was kissing the back of her head while the Dr. was checking her hearing. After a few minutes, I realized the Dr. had put his hand to steady her head. I was kissing his hand. FML
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hiddydiddy 0
She will grow up to be a very amazing person.
6969awesome 0
haha wat a funny kid
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Comments (151)
Splayd 10
This story is lacking in verisimilitude. You expect us to believe that a TWO year old not only doesn't like singing, but also possesses that intellect capable of making an excellently worded sentence designed specifically to gently coddle you to silence?
abbyelizabeth 9
50- let if free fall from your eyes!
abbyelizabeth 9
50- let if free fall from your eyes!
abbyelizabeth 9
50- let if free fall from your eyes!
abbyelizabeth 9
50- let if free fall from your eyes!
lolmigosh 15
Hmm is your name barbara streisand?
Zallo03 1
Haha i think thats cute
talloctopus 7
Niice. Haha
happylawyer 16
Oh! I laughed so much with this. When my son was a little boy, I used to sing out loud as bad as possible as punishment for his bad behavior. He would preferred me to hit him instead of singing.
fantasyworld 39
She probably just wanted to sleep.