Anonymous
United States
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0
What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL
EverWatcher 0
He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.
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sllaB 0
BURN!!!
meddude 0
yeah, pretty sure this is fake. i've seen this in multiple places, including an actual video of a cop doing this...so stop copying stuff and post a real FML.
theodivine 0
Ew. You totally deserved that shit. I hate stupid ****** who rely on their so called "good looks" to "earn" special treatment from others. Try not being such a ******* **** next time and go the speed limit. Shit.
frannytrois64 0
HAHAHA Go cop! Bet the cop was prettier than you.
uncletr 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You got ****** up!
3P0N1N3 0
That cop is MADE OF WIN
Rachel85_fml 0
@ the person who brought up worlds dumbest...KUDOS TO YOU!!! I saw that episode too!!!! its funny cuz i got pulled over the night b4 that n didnt get a ticket n i called my sista crackin up when he played her
Biohazard808 0
oooooooooh you got pwned by a pig! FYL! coz YDI
Jeef27 0
OMG! Such a win by the cop!!! daaaaaaaang!
vgmaster 0
haha ugly