Anonymous
United States
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0
What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL
EverWatcher 0
He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.
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Breakthrough 0
Yeah, totally not copied of the internet, nice job.
ohnoyouDINT 0
Yeah, it's cute. I remember *my* first semester at college.
mmeow 0
i've been pulled over once for speeding. I had a male cop and he didn't give me a ticket. not because i'm pretty, but because i had a clean driving and criminal record and he let me go with a warning.. also he probably felt bad for me because i was 18 at the time and scared shitless. but HAD he decided that i deserved a ticket, i would NEVER try to sex my way out of it. You're a dumb bitch. face the consequences of your actions.
DenElite 0
Lol that was a kickass move right there. People at his station probably laughed all day
Amkii 0
HA! Burned! That's what you get for being a skanky, flirtatious, nasty, stuck-up, law-breaking little whiny bitch! You broke the law, you got punished. Deal with it!
thtswack 0
uhmmm.... you definitely got this from a chain E-mail, I received the same one two days ago.
SarahinSane 0
I think these comments are all a bit too harsh. In my personal opinion, FYL for being ugly, a bad flirt, and getting a speeding ticket. Also: cool cop.
Hoax_fml 0
Please. You didn't argue with me because you don't have a leg to stand on. Saying that the women's lib was a struggle is a joke - it was pure largesse. But then again, your method of arguing is screaming names and stamping your little feet. Its not a very effective strategy.
lowcapacityx 0
Maybe you had something in your teeth.
anasiansensation 0
yep i hate when girls think they are pretty when they rnt. dumb bitches.