Anonymous
United States
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0
What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL
EverWatcher 0
He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.
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renaee 13
Dumbass.
mwahaha1 0
fckin pwned
IronMaiden45 0
OWNED no offense lol
FAYUL12345100 3
That's a good lesson to learn. Trying to charm your way out of everything will not work at all. By the way, that cop is a ******* BEAST.
WolfMama 0
well...now you know
zandermander 1
That's why I saw this on cops right?
Wreckless_fml 6
Cops, eh?
RougeRamirez 8
This sounds exactly like a police video I saw on tv
37vipers 0
I really did see this on cops
naedangerdavey 0
You deserve a jail sentence for trying.