Anonymous
United States
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0
What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL
EverWatcher 0
He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.
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Carlie_McCartney 1
They give them to vain, stupid girls.
ilyketurtles7226 0
Unless you're from Ohio, my driving instructor told me the same story (he's an ex-cop), I call a fake or a very common police joke. But it's still a fantastic story! Hahaha
pedinhuh 23
Ouch.
elementalblood 26
Well you were speeding and you sort of walked right into that one, but you didn't deserve his being so rude. :/
gameover18 17
He was not being rude. He was doing his job besides if you try to get out using your body you might need a comment like that to knock you down a step.
ForeverAloneGal 23
How about next time instead on relying on your looks, you just not speed. It'll save you an insult.
Johnnie_Snow 12
He probably didn't appreciate all the flirting when he was trying to do his job. He was still pretty rude. FYL.
YinYangDragon 10
Well, you deserved that one. As my father and best friend are cops I know how much bs happens to them. You sped, then you tried to get out of it with your body. I'm glad he insulted you, because it certainly knocked you down a notch, no?
jmcr 27
You set yourself up for that one cant say you didnt deserve it you could have completely avoided that if you didnt speed in the first place this is one big YDI
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for trying to flirt your way out of a ticket. Drive properly and you wouldn't be in that situation to begin with. I think it's total bullshit that some girls/people get let off because they're "pretty" or they bribe the cop. Those cops are just as bad as the losers they pull over. YDI