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Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML

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What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL

He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.

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hahahaha I just read a mlia that the cop wrote!!!

WRECKED

hahahaha, i think the cops dash cam got that on tape, cuz i saw the same thing on tru tv :D

this is hilarious:)ownedddd

To be honest I don't see anything wrong with using your looks to get what u want sometimes.I got out of getting a ticket before from a cop.I flirted,he loved it and let me go.hot guys and girls take advantage of their good looks most of the time.for all you people that don't like it,can kiss my pretty little ass.

minnieminroe 0

this was from americas funniest home videos 

Seabeast1000 4

haha!!!

Best. Cop. Ever.

Cmon ladies just because it happened on a tv program doesnt mean it never could happen!

samsam3_fml 0

wow you must be ugly.no offence