Anonymous
United States
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
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JokerXero 0
What did you learn today? 1) your not pretty. 2) dont speed. 3) dont flirt with cops. 4) you suck at flirting LOL
EverWatcher 0
He must have gotten the high-fives at the station all day.
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dove2424 0
1. This was on an episode of Speeders a few weeks ago. 2. You SUCK for trying to make stuff up 3. You probably are ugly if you have to make stuff up on a website to get attention. Loser
mamill97 0
fake it was on a tv show
ThecaptainMFM 0
Don't flirt with the law.
Unstoppable15 0
lmfao, rotfl , O_O Hahaha ... He bursted your bubble ! ahahaha WOW
Unstoppable15 0
if it's fake or not it's STILL FUNNY,* Ahaha
Eurisi 0
Where is Nelson when you need him ? Oh well. HA HA !!!
Fuckbucket 0
YDI for not being pretty. ;O
dbao9 0
wicked burn
YouDeservedItAss 4
LOL. Get over yourself.
3Chris28 0
I saw this on MLIA. It was hilarious.