Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML
Geckosrock99 tells us more.
OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.
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SkoomaKi 28
****** denied. Try again.
SeniorHaG 4
You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.
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Comments (181)
Dj_DubCore 0
Lol thats going on twitter lol # that akward moment
Nadeslos 4
That's the best one I've heard in a long time!
manguy552 0
Lol
wait_for_it_ 3
sounds like another one of Krusty's quality products
JustFMLME 7
Whoever puts You derserved it is drunk.
lavantant 3
I think that goes under "times I should've started recording myself."
sara005 7
oh my god, i nearly choked because I was laughing so hard!
needsagf14 12
Laughing clown? Wtf
rightspark 7
Don't use a vibrator use a real thingy from a male. It shouldn't be that hard to find someone
FMLusername969 21
Some people have these " thingys" called standards/ morals.
CharlieS0ul 0
TROLOLOLOL