Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML
Geckosrock99 tells us more.
OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.
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SkoomaKi 28
****** denied. Try again.
SeniorHaG 4
You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.
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kimblueize34 9
FOR EVERYONES INFORMATION. ..A VIBRATOR IS NOT NECESSARILY A *****....IT CAN BE A SMALL DEVICE THAT JUST VIBRATES....AND YES ALOT OF STRAIGHT MEN USE THEM FOR PLEASURE. THERE IS A SPOT RIGHT BELOW THE HEAD THAT MY BOYFRIEND LOVES FOR ME TO PUT IT ON WHEN IM GIVING HEAD...AND HE USES IT ALONE TOO. FEELS GOOD ON THE HEAD TOO. AND YES IM FEMALE. OH AND USING IT IN HIS ASS DURING ORAL HE LOVES TOO. THAT IS A MANS G SPOT...AND NO HE ISNT BISEXUAL
MzZombicidal 36
OKAY????
Df1No 10
And we care... Why?
j_lee_b 14
that's horrifying...i hate clowns so much. sorry that happened to ya, love.
Df1No 10
First off. 99 wouldn't be 13. it'd be 16. But just because someone puts "99" for her profile, doesn't mean age. oh. I'm going to put 12 in a user name. Guess that makes me 12 years old. And all those who talk shit about her having a viberator, I bet most of you guys Jack off everyday, and those girls probably do kinky ass shit themselves. (meant for the rude people)
k_cummins 21
But it was posted in 2012 so if the 99 was a birth year she would have been 13 at the time. But she did later clarify that it was just a random number.
Df1No 10
Oh I didn't know the date. oops. sorry was looking at this in class
Debydeb57 7
Now that is funny
GabeGuy19 14
Lmao, that's just hilarious. Maybe you shouldn't play with your little clown vibrator. Do you think that's a good idea?
urbanbigfoot 20
I am thinkin it is time for you to make a quick trip to Castle what do you say?
kadajcloud 5
Death Note is ****** awesome. beyond obsessed