Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML
Geckosrock99 tells us more.
OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.
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SkoomaKi 28
****** denied. Try again.
SeniorHaG 4
You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.
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Comments (181)
LadyJoker21 0
Damn I already have fear of clowns I woulda died !
pinkzilla0 8
That sounds like something a religious group would market to scare women out of never wanting another ******...ever again. :0)
MochiDango 4
I know this may get me thumbed down but I have to post this Ray William Johnson joke: I'm part of a religious group that is against women having orgasms and I am so offended.
bReLiNg 18
Grow up, pussy.
datoismyname 22
What the eff?
goodgood_fml 5
Hate when that happens. Just drive to the Adult Toy store, get a new one and try again!!
etchsanity1 11
If the 99 in her username is her birth year shes only 13 can't get into the adult store lol
bhavnfun 12
16. Use a calculator next time
thatrandompagan 7
68's Comment was posted in 2012, if op was born in 99 she would have been 13 at the time.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
It scared you half to death? Get rid of it before it does it again. Also, if your vibrator sounds like a clown, you should probably stop shopping at Erotic Clowns R' Us.
perdix 31
When shopping for sex toys, look for the Juggalo brand -- and buy anything else!
cbrods_94 2
You're not funny perdix...
etchsanity1 11
So u seem to have traumatized your vibe it was just getting revenge lol and I add my bot to the hoping you aren't thirteen and the 99 I'm your username is for the number of pet geckos you have
MochiDango 4
What the hell did I just read? So many typos and errors...
etchsanity1 11
Lol sry meant I was adding my vote to the hope the 99 in her name wasn't indicative of her age ... Too little sleep and a persnickety iPhone that likes to do autocorrects
MochiDango 4
My iPhone is the same way sometimes, I am sorry if I came off as rude, it wasn't my original intention. That was what came to mind so I went with it. I also pray that isn't her age, because that is just disgusting if it is.
tianaolley 12
I was born in 99 and I'm 16 not thirteen my sister is thirteen and she was born in 2001 do you math people
maria3311995 4
168, those comments were from 2012 so someone born in 99 was 13 at the time those comments were posted.
claudzzzz 5
hahahahahaha
krewer21 1
Have no idea why this an FML, some random girl broke her vibrator, and now she needs to make a human to human contact. How in the hell of life is this an FML? Girl/Gurl needs to bump some uglies....
babyangel101 5
lol wow