Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML
Geckosrock99 tells us more.
OP here. First of all, I'm nineteen. The ninety-nine in my username is just a random number. Not my birth year and not the number of geckos I have (or rather, used to have.) The vibrator wasn't running low on batteries. I had just changed them and, unfortunately for me, it was dying for good. I've had my fear of clowns since I was seven, because of that "IT" movie, so hearing that noise in the dark was pretty scary.
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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SkoomaKi 28
****** denied. Try again.
SeniorHaG 4
You've been trolled... By your own vibrator, lmao.
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Comments (181)
KaitlynNeal 13
Dafuq
patience12345 7
that's the seal in French....
lilicoco_fml 5
That shit happend to me -_-
Phsycobitch99 1
i laughed so hard, that's awesome!!! i laugh because i know it would happen to me.
smitty1417 1
Lmfao
thenewgirl29 20
A similar thing happened to me except the batteries exploded and I came pretty close to burning myself with battery acid.
carina_47 16
Haha, major bummer, hun!
massacermark 2
I guess you were "shaken"
xUknown_xExile 1
Sooooooo this is an FML why?
lolalove24_fml 14
what kind of vibrator do u have...?
Davisg1 13
Clowns are crazy scary tbh. But personally I wasn't scared of them until I watched that Killer Clowns from Outer Space thing. Nightmares for days