Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, sun was shining and I felt confident enough to go sunbathing at the beach. In only my bikini and towel, I laid out to get some sun. A while later, a little girl came up to me and said, "Aren't you embarrassed that you're so huge?" FML
Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML
Today, as I was working at my babysitting job, I was watching a 3.5 year old girl. She begged and begged me to come in the jacuzzi with her, and when I put on my 2-piece bathing suit on, the young girl asked me why my stomach looked like a bagel. I looked down just to realize she was right. FML
Today, I was sitting on the couch with my 5 year-old on my lap. All of a sudden, she turned to me and said, "Daddy, I love your boobies. They're a good pillow." My own kid just called me fat. FML
Today, I was babysitting a three-year-old. She asked me what was wrong with my belly. I had to explain to her that I'm just fat. Twice. FML
Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter was looking at a magazine cover with a well endowed model showing off her cleavage. She looked at me and said, "Mommy, when I grow up, will I have big round boobies like her or tiny pointy ones like you?" FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I took the kids to the pool. I'm short and 20lbs overweight but they talked me into it and I put on a swimsuit for the first time in 10 years. As soon as we got there, a girl my height but a good 150lbs heavier said, "It's so nice to see another big girl in a two-piece!" FML
Today, while tucking my toddler in bed and telling her I love her, she responded with, "And I love your bouncy castle belly!" I know I'm overweight, but I didn't think I was that fat. FML
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Zoa_fml 0
Your little cousin said '****'?
Nakedsquirrel 5
Tell your cousin she's got the family genes and won't have any better.
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Comments (108)
Frlf 0
Owned.
hootersgirl09 0
Waitt I totally don't believe this . A little kid saying the word, "****" ? Haha I didnt know that word until I was likee... 13 . Fake or not, it is an FML. I mean that's the worst body type to have a big belly and like tiny **** . Well, good luck . xoxo, Kate :]
cdj 0
#4 - Thought the same thing. I'm guessing the OP paraphrased or the little kid heard it somewhere, which wouldn't be suprising. Kids say the darndest things, but if she was really little and actually did say "****" I wouldn't take it personally because it would seem unlikely that she would connect the dots between having big boobs and being fat or know the word "****" and therefore probably picked it up from somewhere. If you're thin and don't actually have a big belly, then don't worry about it and laugh it off. And if you really do have a big belly, again don't worry about it, just start doing some crunches!
pushinglimits_fml 0
eww, that's like the worst combo :P
save_me_08 0
I'm going to go ahead and assume that as your username is Chubs you have a good sense of humor. I shall also go ahead and assume that as such you could take this in stride. Especially since you seem not to feel that self conscious if you were walking around in a bikini... But yea young kids seem to know a lot of "mature" words these days... and do so love showing off their ever expanding vocab...
jwp0211 17
You'll find 9 year olds have quite an expansive vocabulary on X-Box Live.
UltimateIdiot911 0
I'm going to say you deserve it. Your life is not ruin because a kid pointed out something obvious. Many kids like to speak their mind and just say things as they see it. Besides, take your cousin's comment as a sign to do some sit ups.
genius_man16 1
lawl, you were indeed owned by the little kid
i_am_tiff_21 0
That sucks. I have B-cup breasts with a stick out stomach. I hate it.
EllieB123 5
Then fix it...? Duh! Start excercising!
petraphotoDOTca 6
some people need to fix their bodies ....others, their face. jussssss sayin'
petraphotoDOTca 6
some people need to fix their bodies ....others, their face. jussssss sayin'
ayumi_fml 0
I agree with #20, put some clothes on!!
abcdefg22_fml 0
I think everyone needs to chill out and stop (to paraphrase) calling the author fat...