Today, I was playing my guitar and singing on the street corner. I did earn money, when some guy threw a quarter out of his car window for me. It hit me in the face. I now have a circle shaped bruise under my eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent hours playing my guitar and singing in the street, hoping to make some extra cash. About 3 hours in, I realized some punk had been walking around with a hat taking money as if he was with me. FML
Today, while playing on stage, the singer of my band swung his microphone around, straight into my face. I now have stitches above my right eye, and a job interview in three days. FML
Today, whilst tuning my guitar, one of the steel strings snapped and hit me in the face. Now I'm on my way to my first date with the girl of my dreams, and I'm wearing an eye patch and have a thick red line across my face. FML
Today, I was jamming out and playing some air guitar. I somehow managed to knee myself directly in my left eye socket. I now have a hideously swollen face and a black eye. When people ask me what happened, I'll be hesitant to tell the truth. FML
Today, while I was singing a song with my guitar at a college open mic, my eyes started to burn, causing me to tear up and stop playing. Everyone in the audience thought I'd actually started to cry mid-performance. I ended up having to leave the stage teary-eyed and embarrassed myself in front of everyone. FML
Today, I was playing guitar on the sidewalk and had my guitar case open for tips. A man came up with a folded piece of green paper, smiled and walked away. After I was finished, I looked at my tips. I unfolded the paper, it was a note that said "You suck!" FML
Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML
Today, while video chatting with my girlfriend, who lives on the other side of the country, I thought I'd play a song for her on my guitar. The string broke and hit me in the face. I burst into tears and had to hang up. FML
Today, I went to a gig. The drummer threw his drumsticks out at the end and I managed to catch one. With my face. Not only did I get a black eye, but the person next to me snatched the drumstick from my hands. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
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cono1717 0
Are you sure it was for you and not at you.
Ennsy 1
that's a good toss
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Comments (157)
swagginMark 0
next time duck
fairies633 8
suck it up!
Chelsee45 5
aw. ): I'm sorry Hun.
NewSlang 0
Aahh! That's horrible. Sounds like the time when I was at school, and my class was carving pumpkins for Halloween. Then some kid 'accidentally' threw a pumpkin seed at my head. It was the pointy edge, too. My head hurt for a while..
ZeroMachine 3
Guess he didn't want to hear "Wonderwall" again.
fortunefades 3
totally worth the pain for the quarter
Anteezy 7
If you want to make money start a Peruvian flute band.
aback 5
Sorry. I only meant to throw a nickle. Could I have my change back?
xForeverLifeless 0
I have a feeling it was being aimed AT you. And honestly, Who throws an object (no matter the size) as they're speeding by? I mean...If you're trying to pop spmebody's eye out then your doing a good job. Well, sorry about that OP, hope your bruise fades soon! Keep on playing too!:)
igotthru2012 0
that's America for you