Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend planned our day, she wanted to play FIFA before having sex. I won 11-0. She stormed out of the room, went home and isn't picking my calls / texting back. It's been 12 hours. FML
Today, my girlfriend likes playing games on her phone more than she likes me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, when I tried to play my new Switch, my girlfriend yelled at me to "put down the damn video games." I've barely had five minutes to use this thing without her bitching at me. The worst part? She gave it to me, for Christmas. FML
Today, my girlfriend punched me in the back of the neck because I was talking to a woman online. It was a public Call Of Duty match, I have no control over who I play with, plus I wasn’t even talking specifically to whoever this woman was, just to the people in general like all COD players. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
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sunnyray812 42
Trade her out for a girl gamer. They won't do that shit.
Sinshine 28
Time to have a serious talk about respect of each other's activities.
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Comments (21)
mekiswrite 21
If you were still on holiday YDI.
RinoaHeartilly 36
What a bratty, entitled asshole! Is she always like that?
onceuponatime456 16
Tell the clingy b*tch to f*ck off and get out!
raven_of_azarath 35
Those of you saying ydi for being on vacation. Op says the vacation was the previous 3 days, not the day this happened.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Didn't you tell her beforehand that you'd be doing this and that money was involved? If so, she's a bitch. If not, you probably should have. Not saying what she did is right, but it's hard to put blame on anyone without knowing the full story (as in, did she know about this).
BEEEEES 15
I'm on day 4 of our Holliday, getting stoked to go home and game. Let's hope it's not the same story for me bro. F
Jordan53456 3
breakup time!
JoanneGarcia 2
That’s ridiculous! I would Break up with someone like that. I love playing video games and I can’t believe someone would be so immature to be jealous of that
War Damn Eagle 9
and that is when I would dump her ass