Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, my mother-in-law proudly posted a photo of “all three” of her grandsons on Facebook. She has four. Somehow my son was forgotten, even though we live close by and see her regularly. I guess we’re not memorable. FML
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I checked Facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I found an old photo album in my Facebook account, which had pictures of previous hangouts with people I called friends at the time. I deleted it because they progressively cut ties with me over time. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to bring photos to a family dinner, so I put them all on a USB stick. After dinner, everyone sat around the TV while I plugged it in. The first photo that appeared was a screenshot of my ex's most recent Instagram story. FML
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Top comments
pandemic_fml 0
It's not her fault the dog is more photogenic. Perhaps you should do something about that unibrow if you want your own album.
cuddlekitty66 0
The word is peruse, stupid, not pursue. They were PERUSING, meaning they were examining with great care. And it is quite sad if your parents love their pet more than their child. They shouldn't have had children and just become pet people. On a side note, I love how people yell at others for whining, but that's what this whole damn site is about! Get over it and stop telling them to quit whining!
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Comments (56)
_meagan_ 0
LMFAO!
edgeofhysteria 0
"my mommy won't add me on facebook *cry* *cry*"-FMLs are getting boring.
kawawang_pulubi 0
maybe she loves the dog more
me5 0
She's working on your album. Be patient. Photoshoping takes some time
blacklight302 0
well that bitch better have been hot
jfarrow9703 11
the dog must be better looking
x805xUnknown 6
Sounds like something that would happen to me. Haha.
ArbiD 0
Wow, just wondering but did your mom err ask you to run away from home or maybe, I don't know, TRY TO KILL YOU?
seeimdee 0
YOUR THE MISTAKKEEEE
STEREOSCOPIC 0
consider yourself lucky I had a hard time accepting my moms friend request