Today, we went to a nice place by a river to have a BBQ. Someone then asked if we could move the fireplace somewhere else, so we went to check another spot. We came back to find a dog had eaten all the meat we'd brought. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband and I cooked our first dinner of the year, some grilled steak. The moment we turned our backs to put out the fire, the dog snatched half of it. FML
Today, I put out a fire. Sadly, it was on my doorstep because someone had lit a bag of dog poop. FML
Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML
Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML
Today, I took my dog to the dog park and let him off the leash for a bit. He ran straight towards a group of people having a picnic, jumped on their blanket, and devoured half of their food before I could catch him. They were surprisingly forgiving, but I had to buy them lunch to make up for it. FML
Today, I took my dog to the park, and he ran straight into a group of people having a picnic. Naturally, he grabbed the biggest piece of meat in sight and ran off with it. As I chased him, I tripped and fell in front of everyone. My dog then sat and chewed the meat in front of me. FML
Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML
Today, I got to my log cabin after an hour's hiking. I lit the fire because it was freezing and my stupid dog sniffed the fire, looked me in the eye, then jumped right into the fire and knocked the logs everywhere. My cabin is now ashes and I had an hour's hike back to my car with my stupid dog. FML
Today, I went to what I thought was my friend’s house for a barbecue. I walked into the backyard and started chatting with people I didn't recognize. After about 20 minutes, I realized I was at the wrong house, eating a stranger's food. FML
Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML
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jc1015 25
Why would you all go? Have 1 person stay back to watch your stuff next time. You kinda deserve it.
Dthsapprntc 23
Never leave food unguarded outdoors. Ever. There are things living out there that are hungry.
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Comments (8)
jc1015 25
Why would you all go? Have 1 person stay back to watch your stuff next time. You kinda deserve it.
Charlie Given 28
Should have found the dogs owner and told them they owe ya a meal
BurnInDemonFire 39
Should have found someone to watch over their food.
Dthsapprntc 23
Never leave food unguarded outdoors. Ever. There are things living out there that are hungry.
alycion 39
Never leave food or drink unguarded anywhere. There are crazies that like to take advantage of it to door someone and then rob or rape. I’m usually a pretty laid back person, but if I was there first and there were only two in my party, I would decline. Not leaving someone unattended next to strangers and not leaving food unattended. If we were there second, then we’d leave with our stuff together to find another spot. It sounds paranoid until you run into that one crazy person who has a plan.
bigdaddyeric 37
There’s always that one person, right? I hope he or she treated everyone to a nice meal to replace the BBQ...
Skydome6666 6
how long did it take you to move an entire fire place? That's not what I thought would be quick barbie move evident that all the food eaten.
Stephanie Claire 12
I would have just told them to move elsewhere if it was a problem