Today, I was painting cabinets for the children's area in my church. While painting, I dropped my brush and got black paint on a white part. I tried to wipe it off. Now there's a very visible smudge that looks like a penis. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to clean up after the kid who discovered he could finger paint with his poo. FML
Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML
Today, I finished painting my living room. I had to leave the house in a rush. When I got home, I found smears of paint all around and the carpet crusted with paint that had dried. My cat had rubbed up against the walls and tracked it around. FML
Today, I painted the guest bathroom. Once finished, I noticed the paint splatters on my arms matched my lily white chalky skin. Paint matches me better than my makeup. Guess I need a different paint, and new make up. FML
Today, I found out the hard way that you shouldn't try to open a can of paint with a screwdriver. The lid flew off, and my kitchen floor now looks like an abstract art painting, which I could probably call, "Various blue splodges on wood canvas." FML
Today, as a respected artist, I was running a workshop with a bunch of rowdy college kids. I was in the middle of demonstrating a painting technique when I accidentally washed my paintbrush in my coffee instead of my paint water. They waited until I then drank from it to burst out in hysterics. FML
Today, while I was painting, my little nephew came in and started watching me. I left to clean my brushes. When I came back into the room, my nephew had spilled paint all over the carpet making a rainbow. It took me 5 hours to clean it up. FML
Today, I was painting the bathroom door post. A drop of paint fell on the toilet roll. Guess how I found out. FML
Today, I fell asleep at work and woke up with penis sharpied on my face. I'm a kindergarten teacher. FML
Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. FML
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afulcer 11
Oh that stinks... I hope you can paint over it with white!
zoegirl_455 30
Quick! paint everything black and claim you were influenced by the Rolling Stones
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Comments (108)
VasHappening_fml 6
Draw a little heart to cover up the penis looking thing
Juniorhap 9
now that's good rubbing skills lol
awilliams44 9
its church hopefully they won't think that way!
evanobrien 14
You should have added some balls....
DoubleSurreal 3
Painting over it with white paint may not work as the darker colors tend to bleed through. Get some Killz and paint over it first and then go back with the white.
Juniorhap 9
you could rub harder and rub it out hahaha
NotABadName 9
So your church gonna make money off of pictures of black dicks? And if they do then... damn.
nachosbabygurl 9
wait til it drys and paint it white again
ImmaEatYouXx 10
Zebra print, anyone?
StompinOnCrayons 15
Big booty cockroaches