Today, I was on my couch when my landlord walked in. He asked what I was doing there. I responded with the same question. Apparently my roommate forgot to call me and tell me that our lease ended three days ago. I am now standing in the parking lot with all my belongings, and it is raining. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, after waiting two hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, my landlord sold the apartment I’ve been renting for 10 years without telling me. I found this out when the new owners showed up at the door with boxes. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML
Today, our landlord showed up with police and legal paperwork that let him throw us out immediately. Apparently my husband has been ignoring eviction notices for months and having vicious arguments with the landlord. Now we’re homeless and everything we own is in storage. FML
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marz88 0
That's how the FMLs are written.... doesn't mean that he is currently sitting outside in the rain right now. He is probably describing the situation when it happened. THINK!
ForestFire0 1
Didn't you notice your roommate had moved out with all his stuff three days ago? And why is your landlord so uncompromising? He just made you move all your stuff out? Is your place in terrible condition or something? This is definitely a YDI.
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lifesucks33_fml 0
oh nvm, he was STANDING ok
Bullshet 0
You didn't even know when your lease ended?? You shouldn't have to rely on your roommate to do that for you. YDI
ChelseaAnn08 0
I agree! You can't not sign a lease and not know what day it ends. And you can't not notice you are now without a roomie, and their stuff. I'm calling fake.
iain08 2
For ***** sake, for everyone who is like "lol wtf rain ruins laptops dummy how you on FML idiot lmao" shut the **** up. You sound retarded.
marz88 0
Sorry I didn't mean that towards you I could swear I saw someone post the word "first" my bad.
Lauriebug 0
This makes no sense. My lease for my current place ends this month and 1) I was sent a letter 2 months prior to it ending. 2) they asked if I was resigning every time I went to pay rent and 3) my roommates and I have talked about nothing other than where we are living when it ends.
dickface_fml 0
um why was your roommate supposed to tell you ...ITS IN YOUR LEASE DUMBASS
lannaz16 0
so you decided to bring out your laptop right there in the parking lot??
koda_fml 0
In the rain too. What a brave soul.
giggity0giggity 0
wow. first, i bet your the first one of your lineage to walk upright. get off of here, no one likes a troll. second; i hope karma comes and whoops your ass, u ass-licking, dick-sucking mofo. good day, sir.
ihasanintegral 0
He could have been paying the roomate on a month to month basis. It's not necessarily legal but it happens all the time. He could have been staying with his roomate and paying the roomate rent. The roomate could have 'moved' out earlier in the summer and forgot to tell him when the apartment was ending....