Today, I was on my couch when my landlord walked in. He asked what I was doing there. I responded with the same question. Apparently my roommate forgot to call me and tell me that our lease ended three days ago. I am now standing in the parking lot with all my belongings, and it is raining. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to found all of my belongings out on the street. My roommate, who is also my brother, apparantly neglected to pay his part of the rent, and we got evicted. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved out and took all his things with him. He also took some things that didn't belong to him, namely my rent money. My landlord comes tomorrow. FML
Today, after waiting two hours for my landlord to leave so I could take a shit in peace, I sat down on the toilet. The doorbell immediately rang. It was my landlord, who wanted to let me know that he had just backed into my car. FML
Today, the lease on my house ended and I finished moving in with my girlfriend. After everything was moved in, she broke up with me. Hello homelessness. FML
Today, after my housemate handed in his notice to vacate without telling me beforehand, I had few days whilst working to make a decision to stay or vacate. In a panic, I chose vacate. On my day off I sat down with my finances and discovered I can't afford elsewhere. I asked to stay, my landlord put up rent by 50%. I might now become homeless. FML
Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML
Today, my landlord sold the apartment I’ve been renting for 10 years without telling me. I found this out when the new owners showed up at the door with boxes. FML
Today, I returned from a week-long vacation. My landlord told me he had let my boyfriend in my apartment to get something. I don't have a boyfriend. Everything in my apartment is gone. FML
Today, my landlord came over while I wasn't home. My friend and her pets were thrown out by her husband. I'm the only person she knows in this state and she begged me to stay. I reluctantly told her fine; just don't answer the door. She did, with the animals, and told him she was living here. FML
Today, our landlord showed up with police and legal paperwork that let him throw us out immediately. Apparently my husband has been ignoring eviction notices for months and having vicious arguments with the landlord. Now we’re homeless and everything we own is in storage. FML
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marz88 0
That's how the FMLs are written.... doesn't mean that he is currently sitting outside in the rain right now. He is probably describing the situation when it happened. THINK!
ForestFire0 1
Didn't you notice your roommate had moved out with all his stuff three days ago? And why is your landlord so uncompromising? He just made you move all your stuff out? Is your place in terrible condition or something? This is definitely a YDI.
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Comments (164)
Vero_B 0
That sucks. :( But the first thing you decide to do after being kicked out is to stand in the rain and type this on FML?
jdizzle1245 0
but you could have some sort of cover. but i think hes lieing becuase if something that bad happened to me, i wouldnt want to type it up on fml dotcom
asw_wsa 0
it seems like if i just got kicked out of my house i wouldn't be worried about telling every one on FML about it immediately. perhaps i would find some shelter or something first.
kuntageous 0
Wow fyl
zyzzyva_db 0
What the hell of your roommate!
0neiros 14
If your name WAS on the lease then the Landlord has to give you 30 days to Vacate. If it wasn't, and he was paying his roommate, then He's screwed, and the landlord can legally immediately evict him and his belongings.
athos1237 4
If you have an apartment you are adult enough to keep track of this stuff yourself. No one is going to hold your hand through life and make sure you keep up. Grow a pair, dust off, and get to being a grown-up.
navygirl8909 0
#26 if he was on the phone he could be in the parking lot. He could however be lying about the raining part to get sympathy.
Endymion_fml 0
Hey, three days of free living space. You could do worse.
Gibsonsgfreak21 2
.... YDI