Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
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Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML
Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML
Today, I went on a date with this guy and he was on his phone the whole night. When I got home I checked his Facebook since he barely paid attention to me. His status was, "So-and-so is taking out the trash" from mobile posted an hour ago. I got home from my date 30 mins ago. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
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Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who kept checking his phone every five minutes. When I asked him if everything was okay, he told me he was just playing Candy Crush. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML
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Welshite 40
That's incredibly rude of you. You "guess"?! I'd would say that you were. Be a little more polite next time and stash your phone away; the newest twitter updates can wait.
GoingCommando93 14
You really like him, huh? You really showed it. YDI
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Comments (333)
NodakN8V 25
I would of gotten up to use the bathroom and left
lolita88_fml 27
That was a terrible thing to do on a date. Next time put your phone in your handbag or just turn it off. You're meant to pay attention to the person you're spending time with, you rude...person. I'd rather use harsher language but I'm sure someone'd just fart on me. Anywho, LESS PHONE, MORE DATE NEXT TIME. IF THERE EVER IS A NEXT TIME FOR THE LIKES OF YOU.
AshleaJstudent 16
This is the modern world and we need to be classy OP. It was rude of you to be on your phone during a date and it tells him obviously you don't really care about him. It's not rude of him to expect you to go Dutch. Sorry, but YDI.
Sweetpea22 14
I remember when cellphones were only used to talk to people, and they didn't have texting capabilities. Oh how I miss those days.
Sweetpea22 14
Especially those teens driving and texting at the same time. They are the reason why we can't have nice things and the reason aliens won't talk to us
ifavela89 13
if you really liked him why were you on your phone?
littlexlune 16
What the ****? If you're on a date, put the phone down. That's what's wrong with young people - we all rely on our devices. Have a conversation, damn.
Chloe555_fml 27
I guess you need to learn some manners.
tazmanmike2013 17
YDI, why would you be on your phone during a date? I miss the days when no one had cell phone, we lived more peacefully an guess what, people still got in touch with you quickly if there was an emergency.
xSkittle 16
Take a chill pill. Don't be so angry only because you don't understand his opinion.
queerdragon 20
I miss the days when people didn't stick their face in phones. Then again, I'm in my 20s so I don't have a lot of time to be like, "Yeah, in my day." Still, cell phones are useful. I can check my bank account, access Facebook, Skype with my sick grandmother, do work, and keep track of my school. I however, also know when to put the phone away. I kind of understand where people are coming from, wishing that phones were not so important to culture and people could actually speak to others without electronics in their face. I broke down on the side of the road. Some guy pulled over to help me. He ended up trying to take advantage of me. I didn't have a cell phone, I was 16, and I was scared out of my mind. So I am eternally grateful for cell phones.
WhyMe6495 16
If you really like him you wouldn't have been on your phone at all.
Jst4kicks 16
he shoulda made u pay it all
ptrep17 2
That explains a lot as to why you are single.