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By Anonymous - 06/07/2017 01:00 - United Kingdom - Halstead

Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML

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Thursday 6 July 2017 3:36

Did you say yes to the mess?

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Great proposal story though

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Adeline90 10

Friday 7 July 2017 0:22

Guess he was so excited to propose to you, that he didn´t realize he was in the way of the waiter passing by at the moment. Did you say yes?

OccurredBison 8

Friday 7 July 2017 0:32

What food was the waiter holding FaM? I could see it being something painful like Lobster, for messy like Potato salad, Responsible.

olga_crvjl 19

Friday 7 July 2017 9:37

Did they at least give you a free meal lol

StarkWolf_fml 23

Friday 7 July 2017 15:19

congratulations OP!

Chad D. Nelson 8

Sunday 16 July 2017 5:30

what did you say????

Amanda Stilen 2

Saturday 22 June 2019 10:57

that's just too funny!!!

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