Today, I was on a date with a guy I really like. Everything went well, and then he wanted to kiss me. As he leaned towards me, I got slightly panicky and ducked out of the way, causing him to headbutt the car behind me. Now we know why I'm still a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a first date, and it was going surprisingly well. As we were saying goodbye, I leaned in for a kiss. Just as our lips were about to meet, a car full of teenagers drove by and one of them yelled, "TONGUE SANDWICH." My date burst out laughing. FML
Today, I sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for half an hour. The entire time, a man I had gone on a date with and that had gotten very out of hand with, was sitting in the car next to me. I noticed, panicked, and tried to drive off, rear-ending the car in front of me. FML
Today, I went on a date to the movies with this guy I kinda like. When he was driving me home, he asked me to be his girlfriend; I said I couldn’t because it was really bad timing. He kicked me out of the car, called me an asshole, and made me walk home. FML
Today, my date kissed me after our second date. The way he leaned towards my mouth was very romantic. He's pretty tall, so I stretched myself as high as possible to make the kiss as passionate as possible. That's how I ended up belching into his mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML
Today, I had a first date. We really hit it off and wound up watching movies together and talking late into the night. I ignored a developing migraine all night, then tried to leave hurriedly when it got bad. He stalled me leaving by asking what's wrong. I started vomiting. FML
Today, while on a first date, I leaned in to kiss her, but my lips somehow brushed against her nose instead. I panicked and ended up kissing her forehead like a grandma saying goodbye to a child. FML
Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML
Today, after a great first date, he leaned in to kiss me. I held my breath slightly. This resulted in me breathing out through my nose, blowing a huge snot bubble, which then burst on his face. He looked at me in horror and walked away. FML
Today, I was on a date, everything was charming and fun, so I went in for a kiss. She turned her head at the last second, and I ended up kissing her ear. We both went on to pretend that it didn’t happen, but the silence was deafening. FML
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VenuxCore5 16
Don't worry, it's natural to feel a bit surprised or panicky.
9473820484 17
At least you didn't break his nose.
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Comments (46)
mrandmrsanon 7
I did the same to a guy and now he's marrying me so don't sweat it, if he's right for you he'll understand lol
mrandmrsanon 7
Oh yeah and talk to him about it! You don't want him thinking it was him and getting insecure.
username_taken1 2
I feel like a first kiss between two people should be done when the car isn't in motion
klutzyduck1 24
It wasn't, they were not even in a car, let alone one that was moving. From how it's written, she was leaning against (or standing very near) a stranger's car.
zaidthunder1 27
I hope he didn't get hurt too bad. He must have had a damn thick skull.
1234as 5
I hope my daughters have the same reaction. there are a lot of young people rushing into things. and a lot of it has to do with peer pressure. if the moment is right, you wont have time to panick, you wont be thinking. it will just happen. the fact that you hadntime to think, to react, saysbit wasmt the right time. NOTHING wrong with being a virgin. yes, sex can be fun. but, honestly, it doesnt get really good until later in life, when both parties are mature. and when both parties have an understanding, almost a desire, to please each other, as much as they want to get pleased. wait for the right moment. it will mean so much more to you. and best of luck OP :)
RichardPencil 32
He must have been coming in pretty fast. Your ducking was probably wise! If this is how you react to an attempted kiss, I can only imagine the damage you'll inflict when your virginity is in danger.
Core5555 9
Way to much momentum coming toward her! Probably would've knocked her teeth out if she'd stood her ground
RichardPencil 32
So true! She needs to get rid of this guy. What if they get to the coitus phase? He'll be rocketing his love missile at high speed toward her poor little cooter!
klutzyduck1 24
I didn't read it as necessarily a momentum or excess speed issue on his part. He could've just had his eyes closed, making it hard to tell she had ducked. It could be either, both are probably a little socially awkward (and possibly young/inexperienced). That's a teachable moment/self correcting mistake ha.
stellasue11 38
get brave or youll always wonder what if.....
stellasue11 38
its ok to be a virgin...
stellasue11 38
but you gotta learn some time!!
GhostFox 34
No... There are people called asexuals. They exists, and some of them happily go their whole life without kissing. Also, why would you tell someone not to be ashamed of being a virgin in one comment, then virgin-shame in another? Mixed messages much?
Dragon1248 12
So he kissed the car?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I'm going to give this a YDI not cause you deserve to have something bad happen, but cause his story is worse.