Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, when the Taco Bell I'd eaten for lunch came back up for round two. Undigested rice and beans got stuck in his hair. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
Today, I was in a rush and forgot to flush the toilet after taking a huge dump. After coming home from work, I checked my Facebook to find myself tagged by my boyfriend in a photo. The photo was of the toilet, with the caption, "This is what Taco Bell does." FML
Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML
Today, I saw my 32-year-old boyfriend of 4 years pick his nose and eat it. The booger in question was attached to his nose and he sucked it out spaghetti-style. He then tried to kiss me. I still feel my stomach churning. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML
Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML
Today, I was eating lunch with my boyfriend when I started choking. My boyfriend took it as an opportunity to sneak food off my plate. FML
Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML
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davidhasmorefun 0
so I am guessing he didn't go south of the border after that.
HoesInaBox 0
how did you not feel it coming? >.< FHL
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Comments (91)
_nobodyspecial 0
Are there actually Taco Bells in France?
RachelTM 0
The OP is probably not from France, since when no location can be tracked, it automatically becomes the sites' location, which is France.
Anteezy 7
Lies.
Sirin_fml 47
Anteezy makes a detailed and thoroughly reasoned argument, Rachel. Clearly I must flog you for your lying ways.
BritishHobo 0
I love the FML staff. ...that sounded like a really fake advertisment.
Sirin_fml 47
Yeah, it almost sounded like we paid you to say that. Which is patent nonsense, OBVIOUSLY... »_» *hands Hobo $500* «_«
RachelTM 0
Well since I was the moderator, I can tell you no location was given.
Maverick5762 0
More like: "Today, my girlfriend threw up in my hair. FML"
elijahisme 0
wow, that's nasty.,.
tbbucs 0
run for the border
DonkeyDelight 0
That's attractive.
Turbolag25 7
Hope round three doesn't start otherwise ur f***ed
Squander 3
Two kids, One Burrito.
cuteness69 0
How's it possible to hit somones head when you are making out ! When I first stared to read I though it was going to say mouth and I was like eww ! But at the end I was kinda confused ! (:
missme101 0
because u back ur head up and throw up in him? r u a effin idiot
murphythadog 0
a girl puked Mexican food on me when she was going down on me, only thing I could find was a footlocker bag and put it over her head. she mumbled something about not being able to breathe. I said good it's working. I think her name was angel.
alliemay 0
How do you not feel like you're going to throw up before it happens? There are always signs (watering mouth, etc.). And if you felt that sick, why didn't you stop making out anyway?