Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM and I'd just finished watching a scary movie so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, while trying to find my phone in the depths of the sheets on my bed, I gave my comforter a huge shake. A second later, I heard a crash. My phone had miraculously flown straight into the glass of water on my nightstand. Found it. FML
Spooked
Today, my alarm went off at 6:30am. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year-old guy. FML
Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 in the morning by my phone ringing. As I groggily reached for it I managed to knock my fan onto my head, leaving a grate-shaped bruise. The best part? My phone wasn't ringing, I dreamed myself awake. FML
Today, after a long day at work, I walked into my room with the lights off and jumped on my bed. At least I would've if I haven't rearranged my room and instead face-planted onto my desk. FML
Night terrors
Today, after a long day at work, I was ready to wind down for the night. I sat on my bed and turned towards a fluttering on my left. I saw the biggest daddy-longlegs inches from my face, jumped in the other direction, forgetting there was a wall, and hit my head on it. I'm now officially wide awake. FML
Thrashed
Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
Brain fart
Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML
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Blahp 0
Ouch. I watched Paranormal Activity and I was really freaked out too :P
Luckster 0
Never watch horror films, suspense thrillers, or action movies before bed. They really make sleeping difficult.
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spazz1824 0
this isn't a FML, u just got scared an freaked out. Big deal. Next time sleep with a light on or better yet, don't watch a scary movie
iljajlm 4
Fail.
cel123456789 0
@16 me too
ImpatientFemale 0
yes XD haha I did almost the same thing only it was my lil bro walking in.
leadrunner751 3
you are retarded
TheSpoof 0
that is really clever, how did you come up with that gem of a comment
WTFsGoingOn 0
This seems like something I would do honestly. Except for the part where you made it an FML.
Nerdbite 0
C'mon guys, be respectful. She IS from Georgia (no offense to any Georgians out there). Anyways, OH NOES U HIT UR HED OMG TAHT SUX, to put it in terms you can understand. Suck it up. Who HASN'T hit their head on something hard? It's not worth whining to the internet about.
arabianhorse1234 0
This is why we don't watch scary movies right before bed. Now you know.
ImOnlySleeping_G 0
this is why I don't watch scary movies at all. last one I watched was haunting in coneticut it scared the crap out of me.
neverminddd 0
What movie was it ?