Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found my pet hamster that escaped yesterday, wet and soggy, next to my pet dog. My dog chewed it. FML
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML
Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML
So…
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Leftovers
Today, my daughter brought home her class hamster for the weekend. It escaped and we spent hours searching for it. We later found it in the fridge, eating our leftover pizza. I never knew hamsters had such a refined palate. FML
Soon.
Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML
Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML
Today, my hamster had babies. I came home just in time to witness her kick the mutilated bodies of her two babies out of her house, then crawl back in and go to sleep. Now my sister refuses to touch her and calls her a "baby-eating demon." FML
Tasty snack
Today, I was babysitting my neighbour's six hamsters. My cat got in the room and opened the cage. I came home to no hamsters in sight and a very satisfied looking cat. FML
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mikeyellenlee 0
At least the hamster didn't eat your dog.
alwaysalady 0
Did you catch it in the act? trauma....
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rubyruby 0
This explains something that happened when I was a kid. We had a hamster named Chippy whose cage was on a bench, about two feet above the ground. Our dog, Pooky, strolled by and stopped to take a look at Chippy, who was, as expected, taking a jog on his hamster wheel. Pooky seemed innocent enough-- just a curious dog taking a look at a hamster on a hamster wheel. Chippy noticed Pooky and got off of his hamster wheel and stood up on his hind legs at the front of the cage, looking at Pooky. After a moment of quiet inquiry -- no barking or growling -- Pooky wandered away. It seemed as though they had shared a moment of communion. Apparently not. Pooky scared the living hell out of Chippy, who remained frozen in the same position, up on his hind legs, looking out of his cage, for another half an hour. Then he dropped dead. My mom said small animals are prone to heart attacks, but I still never understood why that happened. Sorry about your friend's hamster, but, thanks for explaining why Chippy died. I had no idea dogs could eat hamsters. Until now.
bigbuttsowhat 0
psh thats bs im suprised it got on the site...
mister_moops 0
i think the hamster has it worse.
dalascheer 1
HAHAHA sorry about your friends hamster though
Smart_ass09 0
hahahahah! that sucks
skiBOAT 0
You'll get it back in a few days. No worries.
jollyholly414 0
omg! that's horrible! :’(
melicakes 0
Jeez.... thats horrible :(
chaos753159 4
atleast the hampster didnt eat the dog
truelyawesome 0
lol