Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Today, I was fired from my local animal shelter. I was a volunteer and am currently in school for veterinary technology. My education made the paid staff at the shelter feel threatened. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I got fired from my job where you build teddy bears. I got fired not because I did anything wrong, just because they don't like my personality. I'd never worked with my boss, and that means all the employees that work there had a meeting about me, and all confirmed they don't like me. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I learned not to get a job as an elephant keeper at the zoo when the water at home is out for a week for renovations. FML
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, I was let go at work. About 2 years ago, we had hired an eager-to-learn "assistant" for me. When they canned me, they let me know that I should've trained him faster so I could've been fired sooner. FML
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amerwin 3
I would've gone ape-shit.
bubble25_fml 5
I don't know what's sadder, that you were fired and replaced by a monkey, or that you are actually depressed you lost your job as a balloon vendor...
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Comments (152)
TrolliePollie 0
der tok ur jewb
enonymous 9
He also throws his poo farther than you also. Also which zoo is it because monkeys filling up and selling balloons sounds awesome. I hope he has a suit and a guy wit an accordion playing as well.
geagd1993 1
sucks
playboyintown 4
after all they were your ancestors !
sanchezking 0
not really, Darwin said man and monkey evolved from a common ancestor.
docscientist 10
Your'e thinking about apes, not monkeys. Apes are our closest extant relative not our ancestors
docscientist 10
*...relatives, not...
docscientist 10
Who downvotes fact? Seriously.
ProhibitionRose 14
#36 - I see what you did there
playboyintown 4
lol!
guruconnor 0
Eh, a monkey couldve done your job anyways
momo1972 3
cause he works for banannas
marinus_fml 20
To all the monkey brains that think the monkeys are selling the balloons now: reread the FML.
sweet_candy_ 17
Monkeys are Entertaining.
deputy_g 5
yep they r ;)
triggerit 5
monkey business...