Today, I was let go from my balloon-selling job at the zoo. They put a new monkey cage in my designated spot. I was literally fired so a monkey could take my place. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired from my volunteer job. FML
Today, I was fired from my local animal shelter. I was a volunteer and am currently in school for veterinary technology. My education made the paid staff at the shelter feel threatened. FML
Today, I was punched in the balls by a monkey. FML
Today, I got fired from my job where you build teddy bears. I got fired not because I did anything wrong, just because they don't like my personality. I'd never worked with my boss, and that means all the employees that work there had a meeting about me, and all confirmed they don't like me. FML
Today, I was walking at a section of the zoo where you are in the cage, and the monkeys are climbing outside of the cage. I was having a great time until I looked up and one of the monkeys urinated all over my face. Not only did everyone see, but there was no way for me to shower for six hours. FML
Today, I learned not to get a job as an elephant keeper at the zoo when the water at home is out for a week for renovations. FML
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Today, I got fired after three days at my new job. They told me it was because of downsizing. They were still interviewing people and had a help wanted sign in the window. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Today, I was let go at work. About 2 years ago, we had hired an eager-to-learn "assistant" for me. When they canned me, they let me know that I should've trained him faster so I could've been fired sooner. FML
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Top comments
amerwin 3
I would've gone ape-shit.
bubble25_fml 5
I don't know what's sadder, that you were fired and replaced by a monkey, or that you are actually depressed you lost your job as a balloon vendor...
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Comments (152)
laurbear12 3
who cares about balloons at a zoo??
abasio 1
Mate, you sold balloons at the zoo, obviously something a monkey could do. Being let go from that is NOT a bad thing. Now go out and get yourself a proper ******* job.
Fragmonto 5
dey derp herp jurp
Sansa_Kroma 20
They couldn't move you to somewhere else, why? xD
cwren9 2
el pollo loco!
THEKAISER 4
^ win
fly101 0
should've went to college lol
dansco 25
You're obviously crap at your job then! Wasn't college worth all that time you spent there! Enjoy Burger King!
laurbear12 3
ouch
lulzcow 0
affermaf
legweak 0
this is a stupid fml, another enclosure at a zoo is probably a better option then a balloon stall. stop trying to make jokes