Today, I was leaving work when I realized I had forgotten my bag on my desk. As I went back to get it, I overheard my co-workers talking about "last night's office party." I wasn't invited. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my co-worker's birthday but she told me not to mention it. Feeling bad for her, I went out to buy her a card, a present, and even a small cake. It turns out that there was actually a party during our lunch break, and I was the only one in our office not invited. FML
Today, I found out my co-workers don't actually like me when they changed the hangout spot after accidentally inviting me. FML
Today, I got an invitation to the "Going away lunch" the company is throwing for me. I didn't know I was leaving. FML
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, I accidentally left the tag on the new pants that I wore to work. Nobody had brought it to my attention for the whole day until finally, before I was about to go home, every single employee and my boss let me know by yelling in unison and laughing as I left the building. FML
Today, I went to work in my best outfit for the big corporate party we were having later in the day. When I arrived, my boss said, "You missed one hell of a party yesterday!" Shit. FML
Today, I was sleeping when my roommate walked in and asked me, "So… when are you leaving?" She had decided to throw a party in our apartment. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, my friends decided to throw a going away party because I'm moving. It would have been great if I had actually been invited. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
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Top comments
rg350dx 29
Office parties are just chances for awkward situations to happen between people you're stuck seeing everyday. Better off you didn't go OP
RainbowDashie140 12
That's too bad. The cake was awesome.
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Comments (55)
uncommentor 11
Just saying, *sometimes* there's valid reason not to invite someone, and we did only get one side of the story...... could be time to reevaluate your socializing habits rather than getting a new job?
M3DIC4T3 29
People suck anyway. Be glad OP, you have free time now.
shadow7x 10
be worried more about your job than some stupid party you didn't get invited to, this isn't highschool anymore
septembers_over_fml 3
Well, they obviously dont like you for some reason. Maybe you can use this as an opportunity to ask yourself why?
Beva_fml 15
Ouch.. I know how that feels.