Today, I was leaving the train station when a man came up to me and asked me if I have an unlimited metrocard to swipe him in. I did have an unlimited card so I told him sure. While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a homeless man asked me for money in a train station bathroom. When I told him I had no money he left. He then returned only to pour a bottle full of urine on my head while I was in the stall. I use a metro card. I honestly had no money. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML
Today, I was rushing to get on the train to work as I heard the "door closing" beeps. I was about to step onto the train when a man pushed me out of the way so that he could get on. My handbag fell out of my hand into the carriage. I stayed on the platform. FML
Today, I saw a cute guy on the bus. I smiled at him and he smiled back. After a couple of stops, he got off the bus. He bumped into me, turned around, apologized, and winked. I stood there feeling good about myself. Then I realized he stole my wallet. FML
Today, I was quietly reading in the subway, when all of a sudden, at a station, the man sitting next to me stood up, slapped me, yelled "Bitch!", and rushed off the train. FML
Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Kick off those heels and run the bastard down! Then take one of those heels and put it where the sun don't shine. Sad this as it's arseholes like that abusing peoples good nature that makes people distrust the rest of the world.
darkheart88 0
Well, you know what they say: no good deed goes unpunished. Especially when it also happens to be against the law!
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Comments (61)
notime2wait 0
That's horrid, you where only trying to be nice. FYL.
Stoffer69 0
No good deed goes unpunished...
Redneck325Ci 0
YDI for living in the city and not owning a vehicle. $100 says it's a black guy that did that though. TNB.
PhillyFox 0
Screw you. I bet you don't even live in a large city. You try driving downtown or on the highway and then tell me that you'd rather drive a car there instead of taking the subway or bus, unless you actually like sitting in traffic jams for an hour. Plus in these tough times, it makes more economic sense to just take public transit rather then spending tons of money on gas.
Peroxide 3
plse don't feed the troll. Keep your windows up and remain in your vehicle at all time.
Godswitness1995 0
your a racist ass hole and I live in a city and subway is the easiest way you country hick
PhillyFox 0
Why did the OP get so many YDI's?
allie2590 31
Probably because they were doing something they weren't supposed to in the first place.
Namioki 0
I'm assuming this is New York City transit, and in which case, why would you give him your unlimited metrocard? Its rendered useless for 15 minutes after a swipe to prevent someone from swiping multiple people into the platform. Or this could be NJ transit which I know nothing about...either way that sucks OP.
blastvortex 4
Pfft. One could say that you had it coming if you're so gullible to fall for such obvious bait. Also, don't steal from the metro.
badbunny 0
this is why you must carry a firearm...or throwing knife.
alexandraa_fml 0
..or nunchucks.
Emperor_Jim 0
More proof that karma doesn't exist.
one2gun 0
this could only happen to a female
bugmenotmofo 34
"While taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML" I think you mean "While I was taking out my metrocard from my wallet, he grabbed my wallet and ran away as fast as he could. FML" unless you really did allow him to take the metrocard out of your wallet for you.