Today, I was involved in a 5-way conversation about the movie Inception. I nodded and agreed with things that were said, but couldn't admit that despite having seen it 4 times, I still haven't the foggiest idea of how to explain what it's about. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried explaining a movie plot to a group of friends, only for them to inform me I had described three completely different movies. One said my version actually sounded better. Another asked if I’d hit my head recently. FML
Today, I joined a conversation about a TV show at work, agreeing enthusiastically. After a few minutes, I realized they were talking about a completely different show with a similar name. I nodded along, trapped, hoping no one asked questions. FML
Today, I'm still trying to get my head around what NFTs are, even though my friend walked me through the whole thing during an hour-long conversation. I guess I'm dumb. FML
Today, I was entertaining my date by suggesting a movie on Netflix. I confidently picked one that I thought was new and amazing. After the first 10 minutes, I realized it was a terrible sequel to a movie I'd completely forgotten about. I spent the rest of the movie in silence, pretending I was into it. FML
Today, I went to the movies. Two teenagers behind me had already seen the picture once and shared the entire plot with their friend during first 10 minutes. The finale was intended to be a great twist and I knew it from the very beginning. FML
Today, we watched a movie in class. Afterwards, the professor asked us what we thought. I raised my hand and said it was pretentious, dull and a really poor example of filmmaking. It was the movie HE spent five years writing and directing. FML
Today, I spent 30 minutes talking to my friend about a new show I was watching, giving all sorts of spoilers. When I finally asked, “What do you think?” she stared blankly at me and said, “I’ve never seen that show. I thought you were talking about a different one.” FML
Today, I tried impressing my colleagues by using fancy business jargon during a meeting. I ended up saying, "Let's synergize our ideation to maximize the bandwidth of our paradigm shift." Nobody had a clue what I meant, and me neither to be honest. FML
Today, I spent an entire conversation nodding and agreeing with someone, only to realize near the end that I'd misunderstood one key detail and was agreeing with the opposite of what they meant. I laughed awkwardly and said, “Oh, I thought you meant the other thing.” They said, “I know.” FML
Today, in my film class, we were watching Schindler's List. At least, we tried. The moron next to me kept interrupting the most intense scenes with a very loud, "I don't get it." Not only did she break the focus of the class, but we had to keep stopping the movie to explain it to her. FML
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astoryofroses 9
Dream within a dream within a dream. it's perfect
cliffibom 15
How does his buttocks taste #30?
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Comments (148)
antart3 18
I fell asleep within the first 10 minutes of watching it. I would say this is ironic due to the movies plot on dreams but I didn't watch enough of it to be able to say that :P
fmladdict82 1
Don't feel bad I don't get it either
scuttlebuttz 1
Inception has nothing complex about it at all. Why does everyone say this?
theAZN2look4 5
Hehe 5 way
merryhappy1887 20
I didn't get it either. Tried to watch it like 5 times then said screw this shitty movie lol.
gc327072 31
13- please always post poems as comments. You'll be a famous commenter in no time.
ultra_notorious 26
I know how you feel. I watched it with my friend with benefits and was only thinking about playtime afterwards while trying not to doze off!
shishifoo999 5
Same thing with me and Homestuck!~ :/
Invaleet 2
Seriously it's not that complicated if you look at the big picture: Dicaprio's character is a wanted criminal for the "alleged" murder of his wife, a crime he didn't commit. He's offered a job to plant an idea into the future CEO of a huge corporation, in exchange for being cleared or charges... Dicaprio does the job, goes home to his kids, but the movie ends before you can tell wether Dicaprio is dreaming or not.
billigoat 8
I was dissapointed when I saw it, it isn't confusing in the slightest. With the exeption of the beginning.