Today, I was invited to a birthday dinner at a restaurant. As I was leaving, I get a text from the birthday girl's boyfriend saying that it was cancelled. Hungry, I decided to go to that particular restaurant anyway. Turns out the party wasn't cancelled. Half the party just didn't want me there. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was uninvited from my own birthday party. FML
Today, it was my best friend's birthday party. Her boyfriend and I agreed to organize a dinner date to surprise her and celebrate. They celebrated, but forgot me until they arrived at the restaurant and saw the dinner reservation under my name. FML
Today, I'd organized a small dinner with immediate family for my birthday. I’ve since received texts from every one of them, cancelling due to varying reasons. My parents excuse is the funniest - they went out last night for a coworker’s party, and don’t want to go out again tonight. For me. Their child. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, a close friend told me she had no plans for her birthday. I found out she was lying when I had to serve her and nine other mutual friends dinner at the restaurant I work at. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I wasn't invited or that none of them even remembered that I worked there. FML
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I'd planned a surprise party for my best friend's birthday. However, she apparently found out about it and told me at the last minute she couldn't make it, probably to avoid being the center of attention. I'd already invited all of our mutual friends, so I had to awkwardly cancel the party. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
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xFaust_fml 12
But if you were invited, the birthday girl wanted you there, didn't she?
amatayo 0
more like the boyfriend did not want you there
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Comments (78)
DameGreyWulf 1
Well that's just too damn bad! She invited you, so they have to put up with it. Not their party, it's hers... And if she didn't want you there, too damn bad for her too, she shouldn't have invited you.
JellyBellie89 0
Easy way to fix that: DONT BE A DOUCHE BAG
RNCftw 0
honestly it's probably your fault. if it's that many people it's most likely your problem, not theirs.
yankees257 0
ummmm well maybe you should make sure by doing it a couple more times...maybe until u cant feel your neck? good luck
Ninjaface 0
How is this an FML? It just means that you got to sit down at a table full of people and make them all extremely uncomfortable for an extended period of time. I know I'd kill for that chance (especially since what better way to make the table feel uncomfortable than to kill a guy?).
mcdonna 3
have half of you douchebags thought that maybe there is a reason that noone likes her?
RubixMonkey 0
That's what I said. She needs to ask why people are acting that way around her.
abcdefghijk12345_fml_fml 0
noone isn't a word
RubixMonkey 0
It is Old English for Noon lol
n1rvanat1zed 0
Aww, that really sucks. Hope you can find out why they don't like you. :)
kukopia 0
Math WIN. Half didn't want you there. Leaving half that did want you. You show up. You want you there. Now the wants out number the don't wants!!!
SirJamie77 7
Wow, what a bunch of arseholes..
fuzz97 23
all these stupid OPs, whining about no one wanting them. has anyone thought about the fact that there might be a legit reason for that?