Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
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mysitc_burrito 0
You know there is no good way for him to respond to that. You kind of set yourself up for it. And this is coming from a fat girl with big boobs. Also having big breast suck, hard to find cute bras, and your back always hurts.
gerblerr 0
just lose weight
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Comments (145)
eastbaydad 0
get a boob job that way your boobs will stick out past your fat belly and your boyfriend will focus on your hot **** and now hot fat you've gotten since you started dating...
LavaMonster 0
you didn't expect something like that? it's on ly true, anyways. even if it were hardly any fat at all, i'm sure they WOULD be huge.
BigDickGary 0
If he meant it in a vindictive way, as a negative comment about your physical appearance - this is when you make a scathing comment about his penis size and walk away.
TiffJ16 0
UGH, It NEVER ceases to amazing me, what IDIOTS men are. Good GOD, THINK BEFORE you SPEAK dudes!
FML_FYL_88 0
Omg, you serious? FYL cos your boyfriend has the mental capacity to realize if all your weight went to your boobs they'd be huge? 'My boyfriends NOT an idiot, FML'
tacoman007 2
FYL for having a boyfriend who speaks the truth. Really, you walked right in to that one.
Saddrew 0
What did you want him to say
LadyAshley 0
Just lose the weight you fatass ****. Stop being a lazy bitch
PeterReid55 0
Haha Maybe hes one for the fat chicks so dont worry . Fat sex ftw and it wodnt hurt if u got a boob job cmon put a lil effort in
delta32 0
Perhaps he meant it as a complement?