Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
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mysitc_burrito 0
You know there is no good way for him to respond to that. You kind of set yourself up for it. And this is coming from a fat girl with big boobs. Also having big breast suck, hard to find cute bras, and your back always hurts.
gerblerr 0
just lose weight
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Comments (145)
Tubasaurus 0
Are you the only person allowed to acknowledge your weight gain? If you gain a noticeable amount of weight, you should expect that people will notice it.
Nakedsquirrel 5
You'll be even happier when you start losing weight and notice that your boobs are the first to go. I could always tell when my g/f was trying a diet or simply not eating much, since her breasts would be noticeably smaller.
HomeBurger 0
Need to know how big your boobs are presently in order to judge.
alpacino_fml 0
if you wanna lose weight cut off your head. you will lose ten pounds you dont even use.
Intoxicunt 6
Hahahaha. I love whoever posted this.
RESTAREA 0
"Good job, get 'em up way high; gimme, gimme that high five!" Or fist bump, whatever you prefer. 10 internets go to the person who can name that tune ^^^^^
pen15upyours 0
hahah what the **** man! thats some ****** up shit, what if someone cut off ur head maan you'd be kinda dead.. so you wouldnt be worrying about those 10 pounds anymoree. ********!
BleedingAssassin 0
astronomical fail...
Jazzywrites007 2
The Dynamo Of Volition Love you RestArea =)
baller789 0
YDI for being such a fatass, lose weight you elephant
Layneebby 0
I don't think he meant it like that lol. There was really no good answer for that. He was probably just fascinated with the fact that you're boobs would be bigger.
JackieT 0
lol the man was joking
jaxsk 0
lol don't point out weight gain to your boyfriend if you don't want him to comment on it
ASpocksky 0
At least he'd be happy.
macc55 2
no. lose the weight, then leave him. anyways, haha