Today, I was in the bathroom at work when I ran out of toilet paper. There was another guy in the restroom so I asked him if he could hand me a roll. He laughed, called me a dumbass, turned off the lights and walked out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper, the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
Today, I was taking a dump in the bathroom. The lights turned off and I was too embarrassed to come out of the stall. The janitor walked in, turned the lights on and asked If anyone was there. I stayed quiet. He turned the lights back off and locked me in the bathroom. FML
Today, I was sitting on the toilet when a dude broke into my stall, screamed, "No time to explain!" and ran out with a toilet paper roll. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I had to pee at work. I ended up using all the toilet paper. When I opened the door to leave, a dude was waiting to use the washroom. I told him there was no more toilet paper. He goes, “You finished all of it?” I panicked and said, “No, I didn’t use any!” FML
Today, I was in a public toilet stall and realized too late that there was no toilet paper left on the roll. I had to awkwardly shuffle around in a panic, knocking on the stall walls to ask for help. The guy in the next stall over gruffly said, “Dude, be a man, just use a sock or something.” FML
Today, at work, I was on the toilet for so long the motion lights turned off. I stood up, pants around my ankles and began waving my arms above the stall to get them to turn on again. At that exact moment, my boss walked in. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
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MGITSWFTC 17
Note to self: always bring a flashlight to public bathrooms from now on.
DeidaraAkatsuki 17
At least you didn't suddenly hear the door lock and someone say: "I want to play a game".
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Comments (85)
chabelo 10
just text one of your buddies from work they should help you out
Enslaved 38
"I've been crawling in the dark looking for the answer." :P Lesson learnt-- I always make it a point to check for T.P. before I enter a restroom stall.
2757240 12
U didn notic weather thier was tp b4 u shat! *** y'all ficks those grammar purposes
RedPillSucks 33
WTF??!!
Catkam623 27
Look at the bright side, you can walk to the next stall butt naked and no one will see your tiny penis since its dark with no lights on.
99megster 15
He's a dumbass for thinking that toilet paper has anything to do with your intelligence
SirTalkaton 22
He sounds like a big shit stain. Sorry OP, hopefully you got your situation taken care of properly.
Dan_DRC 2
hahahahha. always be prepared! Look first, then squat. DollarRubberClub .com
kallima_fml 3
After spending all morning reading about corporate psychopaths for a class that I am taking, I can say that it sure as hell sounds like you found one! That reaction was completely out in left field. I hope that you managed to get out of there before anyone caught you with your pants down.
Pandacupcakelove 26
He's a dumbass! Whatever happened to being polite... Or being a decent human being...
CookieLovesBoo 16
Lmao . At least you've never had Somone sit there and try to talk to you while you pee