Today, I was in my new boyfriend's apartment for the first time. As I was flipping through his photo albums, I came across one full of disturbingly candid pictures of me. I found some as early as my trip to the state fair, three years ago. I met my boyfriend two months ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months was showing me his new phone. He accidentally opened his gallery, which contains 3 photos: one of his motorcycle, one of his new game console, and a naked photo of his ex. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over for dinner for the first time. The place was full of his ex's stuff, books on the shelves, makeup in the bathroom, clothes in the closet and even shoes on the floor. Not to mention creepy plush toys staring at me. She left him 8 years ago. FML
Today my boyfriend left his camera with me. I wanted to see the recent photos we took at the park next to my house. I scrolled through and found pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend the weekend before at the same park, posing under the same tree we had taken a photo. We've been together for a year. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's mom's house for the first time. They had a cook-out so I got to meet his whole entire family. I went into the kitchen to find a huge picture of his ex-girlfriend on his mom's fridge. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I was looking at my pictures and there are none of me and my boyfriend together. The only photographic evidence of our relationship are pictures of bruises he has given me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking through an old photo album of mine. I turned to a page with a picture of me on my last day of college. I thought the picture was quite nice. He turned to me and said, "Don't worry, I take bad pictures too." FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
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NGM_47 0
looks like he's been stalking you o_O
katekappy 0
Thats creepy!! What did u do??
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californiareader 0
oh ew he's a creeper. all i can say is run. and change your phone number. DEF FYL.
Cdldriver 0
First Stalker Now ur Boyfriend.
TuxedoBento 1
At least the stalker is now in heaven. ^^
Carmela_fml 0
Run far, far away, before you end up a body in his basement. That's frelled up.
alexvb10 0
Creepy stalker!! Dump him
Njord09 2
today, today my 2 month girlfriend freaked out on me because she saw some pictures of her on one of my albums of some years ago. We've actually met years ago, and have all the same friends in common. She called the police. FML. ahahaha :P are you sure you only met him 2 months ago?
fretforyerlatte 0
wowwww that's pretty scary. make sure when you dump him you do it somewhere very public. tell people what's going on so if you turn up missing they know where to look. yikes, dude.
GDinNJ 0
Allow me to spell this out for you: D-I-S-T-U-R-B-I-N-G-L-Y C-A-N-D-I-D ARE YOU SERIOUS? How many friends do you have that take candid pictures of you then put them in albums? Seriously, answer me. Because if you answer is any more than zero, you legitimately have a problem. Because normal human beings do not follow each other and take secret pictures of people who don't KNOW them or who they have met briefly enough to not make a lasting impression. This. Is. Weird. Stalking can turn into a danger for not only the victim of the stalking, but also those around said victim. If he's seen you with other guys (especially now that you're dating), his reaction could end up being violent. Be very careful. Especially if he's unstable. I mean, definitely talk to him, but do it in a public place. Seriously, be careful.
TerriTheAsian 0
jeez he was jk, obviously :PP take it easy
GDinNJ 0
Okay, I apologize, but this kind of thing really gets to me (not people posting sarcastic things that I don't get, lol, sorry about that). I mean the stalking thing. It's creepy and unless legal action is taken, there can be some very, very serious results. Again, sorry Njord
whogivesaf_ck08 0
run.
Pwibble 2
Hooooly crap run away before he cuts you into little pieces and puts them in his freezer! Run! Run away right now! Shame the OP seems to be unregistered... I'd have loved to have found out what she did XD
Entity4Infinity 0
Uhm i hope you seriously take the advice of some people... bring it up listen to his excuse see if you believe him or not... if not... break up and try to keep safe.
drano 0
Yeah, I can totally see that working! GF: Hey I found this album and there's pictures of me from years ago, but we just met 2 months ago! Stalker: Uhhhh... *Locks door* *Eats key* *pulls out machete*