Today, I was in my hotel room. I picked up an expensive wine from the mini fridge, just to see what it is. I heard a mechanical "bling". I was charged for it. Then, I tried to put it back, only to hear another "bling". I was charged twice for expensive wine that I won't even drink. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML
Today, I arrived at a cheap but nice hotel. I normally couldn't pay for it, but it was only slightly more expensive than camping, so I decided to treat myself. Ten minutes after arriving, I felt dizzy while standing in the bathroom, sat down on the toilet, and broke the lid almost in half. It'll cost me 50 euros extra. FML
Today, I found out my credit card was maxed out to the penny, all thanks to purchases made on an online wine store. Apparently my mother was thirsty enough to steal from her own son. FML
Today, a self check-in hotel charged me 50 bucks for an iPad charger I allegedly stole. On the security footage I can be seen removing a charger. It was my own charger that I'd plugged in because the iPad for the check-in didn't work and the charger was missing. I even contacted the helpline about it, which can be seen on the footage. FML
Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML
Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML
Today, I found out that just because my roommate doesn't buy alcohol, it doesn't mean she isn't stealing mine and slowly replacing it with water. That bottle cost me $150 and was destined to be a present for my best friend, whom I haven't seen in years. FML
Today, I received a very expensive bottle of wine for Christmas. My alcoholic mother snuck into my house while I was out and drank the whole bottle. FML
Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a waitress. The day ended with me owing my employers money, after I accidentally smashed an expensive bottle of wine on the floor. FML
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Top comments
iluvchanman 0
can't u just explain the problem to a manager? if not, that sucks!
ikickyourdog 0
maybe the 2nd bling was it uncharging you
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Comments (136)
jkweenjkwrntjkrw 0
gift it to someone? :3
sexyhunkman 0
curiosity killed the cat
ellice17 3
atleast enjoy it then?
SuperNinjaa 0
heh heh you should get even by taking a bunch of crap from the hotel just like on friends!
glitterypink 0
the salt shaker, no no no, but the salt yea yea yea
bloobelly 0
tell the front desk dumbass. WTF! use your brain.
cono1717 0
Or in this case curiosity cost the cat a fortune.
tbell428 0
This fml falls under the "just explain" category. Call the front desk and tell them what happened. It's not that hard to figure out.
RPattzs_gurl 0
Lol that's why when my younger brother and I went to NYC with my older brother, he told us not to touch anything. Actually, he told us not to even open the door of the mini bar. I did anyways just to look at the stuff.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Cool story, bro.
ManaUser 0
What an in credibly stupid system. Thanks for the warning though.
grog_fml 3
that was really really stupid.