Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML
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Catuser 14
This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!
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HowAreYouToday 34
Its a serious allergy. Your teacher should be more considerate.
ShakeDisPlace 10
I must say OP, This has got to be a YDI fml.
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Comments (118)
japtap81 16
If the class is bullshit then I'd hope you are getting an A in that class. Otherwise, just apologize for sneezing and don't be a smartass. Smartasses are those who still can't spell or use proper English.
robotiick7 23
OP, you just made my morning
rlb123 6
Not very honorable
kittykat033 10
Based on the quality of that joke, I sincerely hope you're in sixth grade.
paigexox0 37
An honours english kindergarten class?
Goblin182 27
Funny as hell, but a self inflicted wound. YDI
CptObvious98 8
You should have brought bullshit that day.
yourwifelovesme 25
dumbass
thefastnfuryass 14
Teacher: "At least one of you is paying attention."
jwcalifo 4
Thats the greatest thing I ever heard! lol
imbedderdenu 23
wow. hope you werent getting an A....bc I dont think its going to be one anymore. YDI op...YDI