Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML
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Catuser 14
This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!
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HowAreYouToday 34
Its a serious allergy. Your teacher should be more considerate.
ShakeDisPlace 10
I must say OP, This has got to be a YDI fml.
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Comments (118)
Soundslikeothers 15
Honors English Class? I don't believe you.
conman531 23
What was your teacher's reaction?
Catuser 14
She laughed, to everyones surprise
Uglyfeet 23
It seems that your teacher is a reasonable person... good for you and your crazy sneeze reaction OP :D
cnewton84 28
That would have been the funniest thing to see though
cjlerch 29
And that's why you THINK before you say something.
ZY1431 24
but that's too easy
cjlerch 29
Too easy or too hard?
Grimeyboy 8
Hes just saying that he was dumb for saying what he did... I dont know why you guys are raging at him when he's admitting his fail.
cjlerch 29
We're only saying that OP deserved it, which they did.
DrownedMyFish 18
Is that something you say often? I'm confused! Why would would that be the first thing that comes to mind after you sneeze?
beaverteaser 16
it is allergy season
zachthegaut 10
Never watch IRobot before a lecture
EmmaMK 35
I would answer their response with I said "Sorry, I just bit my lip" another possibility could be "Sorry, I just had a shit" but even the thought grosses me out.
conman531 23
Genius thing to say but bad time and place!