Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML
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Catuser 14
This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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HowAreYouToday 34
Its a serious allergy. Your teacher should be more considerate.
ShakeDisPlace 10
I must say OP, This has got to be a YDI fml.
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Comments (118)
worldclassrager 41
I think someone has been watching too much I Robot
alecat1998 8
Thats something I would do...
simsimsalabim 1
You are incredibly stupid...
sweetestbitcheva 14
I think saying that was a bit to harsh. Just saying
teotsi 28
Favorited...
tranced_ 45
like a boss!!
Esther_Hong 6
Everybody is allergic to bullshit.
rockfreak333 7
I can see how this mistake will affect the rest of your life. Sorry man, i hope it gets better!
Sniper_Chick4110 20
Classic.
chameleon28 16
iRobot? Will Smith?