Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML
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Catuser 14
This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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HowAreYouToday 34
Its a serious allergy. Your teacher should be more considerate.
ShakeDisPlace 10
I must say OP, This has got to be a YDI fml.
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Comments (118)
Dumbledora 9
That was very rude and immature. Your teacher is just trying to do her job. No need to insult her for nothing.
Fr0gs 15
How long did it take you yo realize that was a bad idea?
Hellishowl 17
clever, but a terrible idea
CharlesScene 3
Thats right! Speak up!!!!
akballerchicity 11
I call bullshit on this FML
telli164 30
I once had a teacher, who told this guy he should have been swallowed.
imamaniac 4
good one!
Pyrilamine 1
I feel like saying that to my English teacher...
XxAlonexX4 2
i would have loved to see everyones faces when you said that haha
characterswap 3
XD