Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML
Catuser tells us more.
Catuser 14
This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
HowAreYouToday 34
Its a serious allergy. Your teacher should be more considerate.
ShakeDisPlace 10
I must say OP, This has got to be a YDI fml.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (118)
Curlytwirly22 17
That's so funny !!!!!
krad204 21
Oh snap!
SnowyFox 6
I respect you SO much for this.
Krb1995 5
That was rude on your part
Tyrez 32
English classes are compiled of loads of bullshit so I'm not surprised your allergies were going off.
NamelessFace 22
I must say while you deserved it, I probably would have done the same thing if I were, like, a million times braver. Way to go, OP, you've just found your number 1 fan.
ma19m 14
dude you saw the opportunity and took it totally worth it in my opinion