Today, I was in India. At the airport, the men and women were being searched separately. The guy welcoming us pointed me towards the women's area. I had to explain to him that I was a guy. It took 15 minutes. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going through airport security. As my bags were being scanned, I was told that I was selected for extra searching. Right as the security guard was about to frisk me, he froze up and asked me, "You're a male, right?" I am, and I used to think that it was obvious. FML
Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML
Today, I was boarding my flight when I got pulled aside for looking suspicious. As she was opening my bag, I said, "Be careful, I jammed so many clothes in there it may explode." I was then strip searched for my trouble. FML
Today, I was traveling. At airport security, the woman patting me down felt something "down there" and asked me what I was wearing. I told her it was a sanitary napkin. She put her hands inside my pants just to be sure. FML
Today, I was going through airport security. Trying to get things over and done with quickly, I dropped my pants without a second thought. Turns out they just wanted me to remove my shoes and belt. FML
Today, while going through airport security the lady asked why I folded everything so small. I said that I was going away for a month and needed to fit a lot of stuff in only one bag. She smiled, nodded and then dumped my luggage to search for "drugs and other illegal teen things." FML
Today, my friend and I flew home from India ten days early. I got cholera and she got groped twice and followed back to our accommodations by a gang of men. So much for our exotic overseas trip… FML
Today, I was walking through airport security when a guard began making lewd gestures at his crotch, while looking at me. I was outraged until I realized he was trying to tell me that my fly was down. FML
Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML
Today, I was at the airport, on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was four years-old. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to fuck off. The strange man was my father. FML
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RandomIdiot 3
Although very comfy for long duration flights , its not wise to wear a dress while traveling 8)
meta_knight_486 5
All you need to do is show him your manparts. Sure, you might have gotten kicked out, but your point would have gotten across much faster.
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Comments (45)
strandedartist 0
Hoist up your pants and show 'im your bulge. Simple as that.
TheRedPhantom 0
it's most likely the emo hair cut. BANGS ARE FOR GIRLS!!!
softball019 0
in my opinion ydi for looking like a chick imbibe how the guy directing you feels
GiddyXD 0
was about to say that. unzip your fly to show the guy.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
once a crackhead in Vancouver told my mom she had a very handsome son while we were walking. if you didn't guess i'm a girl. :0
2gether4ever 0
cut your hair, hippie.
rajanbir 0
yeah Indian people aren't really used to hippies and all. tough luck though :(
dabomblyktiktikk 0
lmao i was about to say whip it out; visual proof, no translation needed. great minds think alike
hayoudumbass 0
maybe your dumbass should get a haircut like a normal guy
mexicanswim 0
maybe female staff were checking females, you could have got felt on and that would have made your day but nooo..,, instead you posted a FML