fartmaster
United States
Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML
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fhqwhgads94 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.
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demons_dreaming 0
i would have done it intentionally. my farts are the ones that startle roadside livestock. when the lights came back on, i would have looked at the nearest guy with a disgusted look and said "i felt the wind off of that."
dAznMutha 0
that is EPIC!! and friggin awesome!! I WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT!!
snowboarder98 0
dude was this in like a small cave by Antietam battlefield in Maryland?
SirAndrew 0
HAHAHAHAHA this is not an FML
Dashiell 0
Haha, the echo would be epic.
rachann 0
hahaha this is hilarious i seriously can't stop laughing! and #53 "i felt the wind off of that." lmao
pancakelover 0
Was it like one of those atrocious farts? Did it sound like you shat your pants?
Amystika 0
LOLOL AT LEAST IT WAS DARK do i fit in now? Anyways, this is funny xD laughed really hard, my friend was like O_o wtf? xDDD
HFLJman989 0
at least the lights were off
Funtertaining11 0
Nice. Well, sometimes we can't help ourselves. We're only human, no biggie.