fartmaster
United States
Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML
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fhqwhgads94 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.
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HFLJman989 0
at least the lights were off
git_er_done 0
hahaha, thats awesome.
Tsukasa_fml 0
The problem with saying something is people would realize the voice came from the same place as the sound. And if you tried to blame the guy next to you, people might realize it wasn't him, and then you'd look like a jerk.
bellwether 0
YDI for not holding it in.
wichitagirl87 0
lol i don't really see how your life is ****** unless everyone instantly knew it was you and you weren't tryin to be a smart ass that's funny!
leilaniii 0
hahahahahaha. i think thats great. if i were there id give you a high five.
jumpgurl23 0
thats ******* hilarious lmao!
lowcapacityx 0
HAHAHA way to break it :]
Pyromie 2
This is not an FML! Unless you have no ******* control over your intestines this is more of an "I'm the asshole who broke the utter silence to be funny". Holy **** what is this site coming to?
so_me_fml 0
I like how #37 would only claim it if it echoed. Like, the poot is no good unless it's powerful enough to echo, hehe.