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Today, I was in a tour group going through a cave and our guide stopped, turned off the lights, and told us to be quiet so we could feel absolute silence. I farted. FML

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I would be one of the people struggling not to laugh. That was perfectly timed.

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lol :] hilarious.

MidnightBlossom 2

sounds like me. i would've done what #9 said and been like "What the heck man?" or after a few seconds."OH MAN! ITS STINKS IN HERE!"

was this at laurel caverns in pennsylvania?!

cryssycakesx3 23

haha I live by there!

LOL, you're my idol =D

I would have farted on purpose! Nobody would know who it was.

Wahaha. What would be hilarious would be the echo alone... Too bad no one did this when I was in DeSoto Caverns or Ruby Falls...

TryToBeKind 0

I take it you'd been holding it in all that time? Hm, maybe they didn't know it was you.

ZetsubouSensei 0

HA. Win. I would have laughed. Probably made the tour a lot more memorable.

well if the light was off who cares