Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, at a fancy restaurant, I walked into the restroom. After washing my hands, I looked up and noticed the urinals and the sudden presence of three very confused men. I had walked into the men’s bathroom. I pretended to check my phone like I was lost. FML
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Lady_Face 12
Why wasn't the door locked??
Ambient25 25
Woah wait wait, hold on. Am I the only one here who is actually pissed at OP for being the guy who goes in a 1 person restroom to sit and chill?? Freaking go in there and do your dew with consideration. Jeez.
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Comments (84)
leachnoah1 6
Locks are great for Kettering things like this from happening.
ultra_notorious 26
lock the door, twit!
KatieElizabeth96 9
That little button on the door handle.. It pushes in, and it makes it hard for other people to enter, and lets them know before they invade someone's privacy. Lol
Megan639 16
Awko Taco.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
Lock the door next time.
nerdsgetmehot 23
Heh. Awkward. I was in a multiple-stall restroom and thought I'd locked the stall all of the way, but was in a hurry so it wasn't *quite* locked and some lady just opened the door and stared at me. That was pretty bad. Totally my fault though.
BananEnigma 24
Uh no lol, her fault too. You always knock if the stall looks to be closed, locked or otherwise.
rizzy_123 4
Aca-awkward.. Did he at least knock?
joopjoop 19
ydi cuz you didnt lock the damn door or tell him to gtfo
Corgidan 12
They nust have been stealthy
Quietmania 2
Maybe he heard you laughing and wanted to see what was so funny.