Today, I was in a restroom, reading this site, when another gentleman walked in. He washed his hands, dried them, nodded at me, then left. It wouldn't ordinarily be so weird, except I was in a one-person restroom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a crowded restaurant and rushed to the bathroom. In my haste, I didn't notice I had walked into the men's room until I was washing my hands and a guy walked in, gave me a puzzled look, and said, "You're brave." FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet stall when the lock gave way, and the door swung open halfway. I froze, and the person who was washing his hands at the sinks looked at me in the mirror and awkwardly said, “I see you.” I muttered, “I’m sorry,” as he walked out looking like he'd seen a ghost. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
Today, at a fancy restaurant, I walked into the restroom. After washing my hands, I looked up and noticed the urinals and the sudden presence of three very confused men. I had walked into the men’s bathroom. I pretended to check my phone like I was lost. FML
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Lady_Face 12
Why wasn't the door locked??
Ambient25 25
Woah wait wait, hold on. Am I the only one here who is actually pissed at OP for being the guy who goes in a 1 person restroom to sit and chill?? Freaking go in there and do your dew with consideration. Jeez.
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Comments (84)
zomgbies 17
lock the door much?
CrazyManNo9 29
very strange definition of gentleman detected...
theboy13 13
There's things called locks
monster216 7
well the nod meant u were doing a fine job in there!
Dusty_Busters 15
Maybe lick the door? He should have knocked though
graceinsheepwear 34
Good idea, because no one would want to touch a door that's been slobbered on. Or maybe that's why he had to wash his hands in the first place.
JoseIsAdork 31
that's when ya grab the roll of TP and run the hell outta there, pants around your ankles and all.
bucketsoftacos 4
Like a sir.
looney_mc 4
Wtf lock the door dude wtf
khodginssxo 14
omg lmao, I had to read this a few times to understand. that would be so awkward
chikaolivia 3
Next time lock the damn toilet duh