Today, I was having computer problems, so I let my friend have remote access to fix them. We were video-chatting on Skype at the time, and so he thought it'd be hilarious to load hardcore porn in my browser the moment he saw my mom enter the room from behind me. I'm now grounded. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked my friend to download Frozen for me, because my mom wanted to play it for family movie night. The movie was shit, but it got even worse halfway through, when it cut to hardcore porn and a text bar saying "umad?" Now I'm grounded, and my "friend" is a legend for his prank. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, during my Zoom PTM my teacher screen-shared his Chrome tab, in which he had opened porn instead of the presentation he had to open, and now mom wants to change my school, where I've been studying in for past 10 years. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, I was Skyping with a guy I'm really into. I'm not supposed to Skype at night, so when I heard my mum coming, I minimized the window. She walked in before I could mute my mic and started bitching me out for flushing my tampons down the toilet. FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, my mom finally noticed the joke file I have on my PC desktop called "bigcocklovespussy.jpg". It's just a cute picture of a chicken snuggling with a cat. She didn't actually open the file and just deleted it. She won't believe my explanation and grounded me for a month for "looking at porn". FML
Today, I was playing a game with my family where we had to say the name of an actor/actress that started with a certain letter. When I said mine, my dad grounded me because he knew it was a pornstar. Now my mom is mad at my dad for watching porn too. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to see what websites I go on from my computer while I wasn't home. She clicked the link that gave my computer a virus that I just got rid of a few days ago. FML
Today, I invited my new girlfriend over for the first time. My roommate thought it would be funny to go on a porn site on my computer and leave it up. She saw it, freaked out, slapped me, and left. FML
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Top comments
Cads1 24
An evil genius at work.
mikeman1744 18
I feel bad for you and all but that's a pretty hilarious prank
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Comments (63)
Zgamerz 11
Haha what a friend amirighhhhttttt???
worldclassrager 41
I sure hope that site gave him a virus
Alup132 22
Except that it'd give OP's computer a virus since it was on it, not the person with remote access.
QuaDECH 13
His friend was accessing OP's PC remotely and loading the **** on OP's computer. If anyone's computer were to get infected it would be OP's.
MrThump 16
Your friend sounds awesome! Ask your mom what's wrong with watching **** anyway?
UO88 10
It can shape people's idea of sex and what they should expect in a relationship. It can also ruin a relationship. If you didn't know that, you should do some research on the negative effects of ****.
Tthug 34
It ruins marriages and relationships. Women in **** are often exploited and kept on drugs. It creates an unrealistic expectation of sex with an actual human being. It changes the way your brain is wired and watched excessively causes erectile dysfunction.
JustinJK 21
I for one have maintained healthy expectations of sex. I watch **** a lot. I have sex a lot. **** is awesome. I'd never ground my kid for watching ****. I would have a talk with them about it, but I wouldn't punish them for natural curiously. and who cares about pornstars? they got themselves into the situation. nobody told them to sign up for that career choice. I'm not going to feel bad for a stripper let alone for a **** star.
Pat5519 14
#37 ... all I can say is **** YEAH!
Tthug 34
#37, ever heard of sex trafficking? Human trafficking? Many of them don't volunteer. It's not like being a stripper. You don't go find your local hooters and act slutty to make a few extra bucks. They get lured with the idea of getting into America or Europe and end up getting sold to the highest bidder. They are often raped and are completely unable to do anything to protect themselves because of the drugs. Then somebody makes money selling videos of them. I've know several people who haven't been as lucky as you have. It may not change your life that much. But it's definitely not harmless.
Anchovy11 7
Holy shit did you honestly just say that **** causes erectile dysfunction? LOL.
Justincredible69 11
that's a priceless prank right there. your mom needs to chill. not a big deal.
lexiieeex3 32
That's just a dick move and an invasion of trust...
Justincredible69 11
it's a funny prank pulled on a friend. I'm sure he didn't know how friends mom was in the room.
ohSNAPyall 27
Yes, he did. That's why he did it. The friend knew the mom was coming into the room because he saw or heard so on Skype.
funnygiggles12 3
(no offense) but this is better examples as guy humor.
SolarLunix 21
Wow, great friend. Sorry your mum didn't believe you that it was a prank by him.
lexos 16
This is a pretty harmless prank. Why would his mom even care if he watches ****? It's perfectly normal to watch it.
barfcannon 24
To be fair, it is pretty hilarious. He sounds like a quick thinker.
Miss_Mandi 29
There is nothing wrong with ****. As long as you're not man-whoring about. Your mom really needs to understand that, OP. Also, your friend's a bit of a genius for that, he just needs to apologize to your mom so she can let you off the hook.
magickiss87 22
That sucks! If your friend approached your mother and apologized and explain it was a joke, maybe your mother would be a little more forgiving.
KawaiiPinkie 11
I'm sorry, and this will probably get down voted, but there's something wrong with your mom. Why is it that parents refuse to see how stupid they are for trying to avoid all kinds of sexual stuff until their child is atleast thirty? This anti sexual behaviour is getting out of hands and it's incredibly unhealthy. We should be taught love and respect through sexual acts instead of a single stay away from sexual acts at all cost. Adults today are stupid and full of shit!
be82tw 17
@27 There is a huge difference between being anti-sex and not letting your kid watch ****. You have drawn a very silly false conclusion that "grounding a kid for ****" = "sex is evil!!!!" Further, I am unclear in what way '****'='love and respect.' Also, any worldview that requires all or nearly all adults to be "stupid and full of shit" probably needs some reevaluation. Just saying.
Ieri 31
Well **** doesn't really teach you love and respect. If it were to teach anything it would be unrealistic expectations, but yeah it's not a reason to ground anyone. Although it depends on the age so the parents can't be really letting a 6 year old watch ****, they aren't prepared and don't yet understand that stuff completely, but for teenagers it's normal.
jeepers_1 21
@34 if his mom is making such a big deal about it now, it may emotionally and mentally mess with him when he is older. the mom really needs to be more sex positive.
KawaiiPinkie 11
34# I never meant that **** teaches love and respect. There is a difference between movies and reality. But most of those who won't let their teenagers watch ****, happen to be a little too much anti-sex weather you like it or not. As an example I can use my own mom. I promise you she would kill me if she knew I was watching ****. She would have stopped me from being on my damn birth control if she could. She doesn't say it but I can see it in her eyes every single time something sexual is said anywhere near her. I added that to my comment because it is important to talk about. Our society is very anti-sex and it hates everything that has to do with a normal body. I've been fighting this for a while and I refuse to stop. We need way more sex ed to teach kids love and respect. We need to teach them about their own bodies. Start at an early age, around ten, where you explain to kids how their body starts acting in puberty.
KawaiiPinkie 11
I forgot to add something; FREE THE NIPPLES!!
be82tw 17
@54. I would respectfully disagree that society is largely anti-sex, though I will agree that unrealistic expectations is an issue, whether we are discussing body issues, relationships, sex, etc. And I will agree that it is a topic that should be talked about. But the line you are drawing for someone being anti-sex is just too broad. Anti-**** does not equal anti-sex. And one does not have to be anti-**** to not want your presumably teen-aged child to be watching it, however normal it may be. Concerns range from safety to unrealistic expectations to those over hypersexualization and developing a generally unhealthy attitude towards sex. OP's mom may well have overreacted, but her reaction to pornography on her son's computer does not automatically declare her anti-sex, and using a conversation about **** as the launching point to talk about sex education and loving and healthy sex attitudes was something of a poorly chosen one. For what it is worth, I do agree with the idea of age appropriate sex education, though I feel that parents should be very much involved rather than outsourcing to teachers and schools. And while I don't think society is anti-sex, I will agree that I don't believe that society writ large has a healthy relationship with sex, the same as it doesn't with food, and that open discussions about how sex can exist as a healthy and fulfilling part of a person's life are a good idea.