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Chichensoup United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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take_it_ez 0

bahaha dumbass cheaters!

YDI for cheating. and being that dumb. you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs! or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

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Stupid head. You deserved that.

How was this in anyway a good idea?

You Deserve It, For Being A Two Timing Pig !

cortneyanne92 0

Cheating bastard.

pwnman 33

She doesn't even deserve you cause your a idiotic retarded glitch to life

karma is a bitch!

Hopefully your balls broke, asswipe.

... You actually thought this was a good idea? 1. You deserve this for being a cheating jerk 2. How did throwing yourself down some stairs ever seem like a good idea? I mean really. Shit get it together

“Today, I was having an affair...” YDI

That's what you get for cheating.